I'm actually not funny, i'm just mean and people think i'm joking t-shirt
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One day I'm gonna make the onions cry t-shirt
Dear wine, we had a deal You were to make me funnier, sexier, smarter and a better dancer I saw the video We need to talk t-shirt
Life is not a fairy tale If you lose your shoe at midnight you're drunk t-shirt
How do i like my eggs Umm, in a cake t-shirt
Hey, i found your nose It was in my business again t-shirt
Some people just need a high-five Ine the face With a chair t-shirt
The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and morinings are stupid t-shirt
I want to be like a caterpillar Eat a lot Sleep for a while Wake up beautiful t-shirt
No drama llama t-shirt
I don't know how to act my age I've never been this age before t-shirt
Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Blink Monday t-shirt
When life shuts a door Open it again It's a door That's how they work t-shirt
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough t-shirt
Spend your life doing strange things with weird people t-shirt
Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet No one really knows how t-shirt
Wine is Bible's juice T-Shirt
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Chaos coordinator t-shirt
Laundry and dishes hugs and kisses #momlife t-shirt
I'm retired I was tired yesterday and now i'm tired again t-shirt
Don't make me use my teacher voice t-shirt
Because i said so #momlife t-shirt
Trucks Superheroes Dinosaurs Boymom t-shirt
Dance like no one is watching Because they're not They're checking their phones t-shirt
People say go big or go home as if going home were a bad thing hell yeah i wanna go home And i'm gonna take a nap when i get there t-shirt
What can i say I swear like a sailor and use please and thank you like a saint I'm complicated t-shirt.
Two reasons i don't trust people 1 I dont know them 2 i know them t-shirt
If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes t-shirt
I'm not preagnant but i am eating for two Me and my inner bitch She likes tacos t-shirt
Sometimes i shock myself with the smart stuff i say and do Other times i try to get out of the car with my seatbelt on t-shirt
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app they'll start using it t-shirt
Antistalking verb Learning a person's routine in order to avoid them t-shirt
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i don’t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imagination t-shirt
I almost gave a fuck scared the shit out of me t-shirt
My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where i don't even know if i'm kidding or not t-shirt
There's a hell in hello good in goodbye lie in believe over in lover end in friend and if in life t-shirt
I've got a good heart but this mouth t-shirt
I've Got 99 Problems And 86 Of Them Are Completely Made Up Scenarios In My Head That I'm Stressing About For Absolutely No Logical Reason T-Shirt
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I admit that my level of weirdness is above the national level but i'm comfortable with that t-shirt
I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other I'm also deaf in one ear t-shirt
There's a fine line between genius & crazy I like to use that line as a jump rope t-shirt
Raising kids is a walk in the park Jurassic Park t-shirt
Me I'm finally happy Life lol wait a sec t-shirt
I run like the winded t-shirt
As i have grown older i've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake t-shirt
I walk around like everything is fine but deep down inside my shoe my sock is sliding off t-shirt
If overthinking situations burned calories i'd be dead t-shirt
My boobs aren't small they're low fat t-shirt
Rachel Monica Phoebe Joey Chandler Ross t-shirt
My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity t-shirt