Winning is for losers
My talent is weirdness
I'm sorry I'm like THIS
Wake up. Hug a dog. Have a good day.
If everyday is a gift, then today was socks
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter
Your Wife vs My Wife
I never dreamed i'd become a grumpy old man but here i am killing it
Crazy Plant Lady
Best Sister Ever
McScuse Me bitch!
I'm dreaming of a wine Christmas
Dear brain, please shut up Racerback
If people could read my mind I’d get punched in the face a lot