What can i say I swear like a sailor and use please and thank you like a saint I'm complicated t-shirt.
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Two reasons i don't trust people 1 I dont know them 2 i know them t-shirt
If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes t-shirt
I'm not preagnant but i am eating for two Me and my inner bitch She likes tacos t-shirt
Sometimes i shock myself with the smart stuff i say and do Other times i try to get out of the car with my seatbelt on t-shirt
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app they'll start using it t-shirt
Antistalking verb Learning a person's routine in order to avoid them t-shirt
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i don’t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imagination t-shirt
I almost gave a fuck scared the shit out of me t-shirt
My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where i don't even know if i'm kidding or not t-shirt
There's a hell in hello good in goodbye lie in believe over in lover end in friend and if in life t-shirt
I've got a good heart but this mouth t-shirt
I've Got 99 Problems And 86 Of Them Are Completely Made Up Scenarios In My Head That I'm Stressing About For Absolutely No Logical Reason T-Shirt
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I admit that my level of weirdness is above the national level but i'm comfortable with that t-shirt
I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other I'm also deaf in one ear t-shirt
There's a fine line between genius & crazy I like to use that line as a jump rope t-shirt
Raising kids is a walk in the park Jurassic Park t-shirt
Me I'm finally happy Life lol wait a sec t-shirt
I run like the winded t-shirt
As i have grown older i've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake t-shirt
I walk around like everything is fine but deep down inside my shoe my sock is sliding off t-shirt
If overthinking situations burned calories i'd be dead t-shirt
My boobs aren't small they're low fat t-shirt
Rachel Monica Phoebe Joey Chandler Ross t-shirt
My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity t-shirt
Sometimes i want to go back in time and punch myself in the face t-shirt
I got 99 problems but my faith ain't one t-shirt
Life update still a mess t-shirt
Blessed momma t-shirt
Some people are like clouds when they disappear it's a beautiful day t-shirt
Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy t-shirt
Here i am what are your other two wishes t-shirt
If I Say First Of All Run Away Because I Have Prepared Charts Data Research And Will Destroy You T-Shirt
sorry i'm late i didn't want to come t-shirt
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I’m sorry did i roll my eyes out loud t-shirt
I am very busy t-shirt
I came i saw i made it awkward t-shirt
Taking a sick day cuz i'm sick of people t-shirt
Pretty fly for a jedi t-shirt
I run off coffee chaos & cuss words t-shirt
If you don’t have anything nice to say we have a lot in common T-Shirt
A fun thing to do in the morning is not talk to me t-shirt
Eat More Hole Foods Donut T-Shirt
It’s Too “A.M” For Me T-Shirt
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Weird Is A Side Effect of Being Awesome Vintage Design T-Shirt
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I Need 3 Coffees 6 Puppies And Like 12 Million Dollars T-Shirt
The Snuggle Is Real Vintage Design T-Shirt
I’m Sorry for what i said when You tried to Wake me Up T-Shirt
you couldn’t handle me even if i came with instructions t-shirt
my booty is bigger than your future t-shirt