I was Normal 3 Cats Ago (No I wasn't)
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Let's get lit
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Eat sleep embarrass my kids repeat CHECK
No More Mr RICE Guy
Set goals, stay quiet about them, smash the shit out of them, clap for your damn self, repeat MUG
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Set goals, stay quiet about them, smash the shit out of them, clap for your damn self, repeat
Don't postpone JOY
I and me are always too deeply in conversation Racerback
7 billion people 14 billion faces
Due to unfortunate circumstances, i am awake
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You DONUT know how much i love you MUG
You DONUT know how much i love you
I never dreamed i'd grow up to be a world's hottest husband but here i am killin' it
I never dreamed i'd grow up to be a perfect freaking wife but here i am killin' it
Time really flies when you take two naps a day
More Issues Than Vogue
Save the drama for your llama Long Sleeve
After a few drinks we're all just a small town girl livin' in a lonely world Racerback
A fun thing to do in the morning is not talk to me MUG
I'll be home for Christmas
You don't need a superman when you're a Wonder Woman Racerback
Lettuce Celebrate
I'm kind of a big dill
I need coffee, Jesus, and like 10 million dollars
So what did you get from IKEA? A panic attack
One bad chapter doesn't mean your story is over
Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you
I want Pasta
Feliz Navidad Bitchachos
Saggy and curious boobs
Be nice or go home
HO HO HO Homies Santa Claus
Inner Peace is the Best Success
The best way to spread Christmas CHEER is singing loud for all to hear
Santa! Oh my God Santa's coming! I know him
Science is the ultimate bullshit detector
Today's forecast 99% chance of Sarcasm
On the first day of Christmas my bae gave me nothing because i am single
You Post Too Much
So Lazy Can't Move
People are like math I love math
Currently not letting anybody f*ck with my flow
Dramatic is my middle name
Festive Yin and Yang Cats T-shirt
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Antisocial Diva T-shirt
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Married AF T-shirt
Well Clarice Have the lambs stopped screaming Hannibal t-shirt